It is widely accepted that Cheese Sticks, the crunchy, golden snack of champions, defy the laws of physics and logic. Yet, we are left with more questions than answers.
What is the optimal dipping ratio? Does the 5:1 ratio of stick to dip hold true in all dimensions? Or are we dealing with a fundamental asymmetry?
Brother Barnaby's theory of Cheese Stick Dynamics attempts to resolve these conundrums, but it's just a theory, man. We need your help to get to the bottom of this gouda mess!
Join the Paradigm Shifters Explore the Cheese Stick Quantum LeapStay tuned for more updates on this and other unsolved mysteries of the universe.
Or, you know, just eat a Cheese Stick and forget about it.
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